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Flight of the Conchords – 2nd season premiere (online)

18th Dec 08 (Thu) 1 comment

 The first episode of the second season of the New Zealand comedy Flight of the Conchords has premiered a month early on Funny or Die.

From Paste:

In the second season opener, Bret and Jemaine are quick to fire their affable manager, Murray. After the addition and swift subtraction of a new band member last season, Murray has spent much of his time with the Flight of the Conchords reject, who formed a new and rather popular band that Murray manages, Crazy Dogs. But the boys bounce back, scoring a job writing a jingle for a women’s-only organic toothpaste. In a Conchord first, Murray sings a solo ditty after Jemaine and Bret leave his (brand new, huge!) office. The tune is pretty painful, but overall the episode is predictably hilarious considering the very talented sources.

The show returns to the regular airwaves on HBO on Sunday, Jan. 18 at 10 p.m. EST, but you can watch it now at Funny or Die (click link below):

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS – SEASON 2 PREMIERE

~Dan – np: AuragamiEsoteric

http://www.myspace.com/auragami

Prop 8: The Musical

3rd Dec 08 (Wed) 34 comments

All the buzz today on my RSS feeder… then I finally watched it and saw why there was such a buzz…

Written (by Marc Shaiman) in one day, recorded the music the next day, and shot in a day… here is Prop 8: The Musical featuring Jack Black (as Jesus) with Neil Patrick Harris, John C. Reilly, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, Margaret Cho, Rashida Jones and others:

(click pic goes to the funnyordie.com exclusive video)

~Dan – np: Hotel LightsFirecracker People

stupidest exercise equipment… ever

20th Nov 08 (Thu) 3 comments

Get out and not vote…

30th Oct 08 (Thu) 2 comments

Ron Howard as Opie & Richie Cunningham

24th Oct 08 (Fri) 10 comments

Brilliant stuff… check out a new video of Ron Howard (as Opie with Andy Griffith & Richie with Henry Winkler) over on my friend J.Marie’s blog:

(click the pic)

I’d post it here, but WordPress(.com) doesn’t like many of the standard video embedding links.

~Dan

Flight of the Conchords – Live at Amoeba

19th Oct 08 (Sun) 3 comments

Bret & Jemaine are Flight of the Conchords (formerly New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo).  A 52-minute in-store video from Amoeba Records (from April ’08)…

(click keytars for link to video… or just use the link below)

http://www.amoeba.com/live-shows/videos/flight-of-the-conchords.html

With poisonous gases, they’ll poison your asses…

~Dan – np: Frank ZappaJoe’s Menage

Nailing Your Wife (with Nathan Fillion & Aria Giovanni)

15th Oct 08 (Wed) Leave a comment

OK… not suitable for work, though not porn… it’s a spoof with a somewhat predictable, but gruesome ending.  It stars Nathan Fillion (from Firefly, Serenity, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Drive, Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog, Desperate Housewives, etc) and Aria Giovanni (from porn).  It was directed by James Gunn (from directory-type things, I imagine).

Nailing Your Wife” (PG Porn) by James Gunn
with Nathan Fillion & Aria Giovanni

http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858
(there might be a advertisement that plays ahead of the movie)

Update (12/19): There’s another one called “Peanus” (a take on Peanuts) with Belladonna:

http://tv.ign.com/dor/objects/14282753/james-gunns-pg-porn/videos/peanus_12_17_08.html

~Dan – np: MetallicaDeath Magnetic

Sarah Silverman’s the Great Schlep

14th Oct 08 (Tue) 7 comments

Sarah Silverman urges you in her usual offensive way… don’t be a douche nozzle

(Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research)

Thanks for the PSA, Sarah.

Only 3 more weeks until D-Day…

~Dan – np: Paul Brody’s SadawiFor the Moment

Bill Maher’s Religulous

13th Oct 08 (Mon) 3 comments


(click for larger poster images)

Well, I saw Bill Maher & Larry CharlesReligulous yesterday afternoon… and while it was the third weekend in theaters, there were more people in attendance than the opening weekend of Expelled (same theater in Eugene, same time of day).  Hmmm…

Anyway, funny funny funny movie.  Of course, considering the subject matter, there’s a wealth of comedic opportunity.  While it is primarily making fun of religion by talking down at its followers; well, there are some good points made.  Obviously, I’m biased, though… I like Bill Maher, and I tend to side with him in many areas.  Meh… sue me.

Check it out if it’s playing near you, or when it hits the DVD shelves.

If you like Bill Maher, you can get his HBO show Real Time for free as a podcast… check it out here (iTunes link).

~Dan – np: Goddamn Electric BillTopics for Gossip

PS- sidenote / unrelated…

Fox News has nothing better to talk about than magazine touch-ups, as they are effectively on the wrong side on the issues when it comes to the constituents… might as well talk about magazine close-ups of former beauty queens:

The Renewed Mind is the Key

5th Oct 08 (Sun) 3 comments

Christ*.

*– was. never. this. white.  The last minute of this vid is… well, it’s classic.
Apparently The Soup knows about this, too…

Next blog post… Sigur Ros review (the show is tomorrow in Portland).

~Dan – np: I Heart LungInteroceans

Monty’s Rockcast / Palin Debate Flowchart & Duck Hunt / Holy Fuck on CBC Radio Q

4th Oct 08 (Sat) 1 comment

Well, three unrelated topics… Monty Colvin’s podcast, the VP debate, and Holy Fuck on CBC Radio Q…

Monty Colvin, bassist/ songwriter/ backing singer from Galactic Cowboys and multi-instrumentalist/ lead vocals/ songwriter from Crunchy, has a podcast.  If you’re a fan of Galactic Cowboys (GC), King’s X, or guys who say “um” and “stuff” a lot… check it out.  As a big GC fan, episode #2 was really good… great insights to the making of the self-titled debut.  He’s only up to episode #3, but I look forward to more Rockcasts.  Keep it up, Monty!

“And a great podcast fell upon the ground… hmmm…”
-Wylde Silas Tomkyn

Subscribe here: itpc://web.me.com/montycolvin/Site/PODCASTS/rss.xml
Check out his webpage
: http://www.montycolvin.com/

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Speaking of podcasts (ok, I guess they were related topics), I just got through the 10/2/08 Vice Presidential Debate on my iPod (I wasn’t around to watch the debate) between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin.

Well, all I can say it… “you betcha” is starting to sound like a bad cartoon catch phrase, Sarah.

So, Dick Cheney‘s only bad decision was shooting his friend in the face?  That’s what she said. Really, Sarah Palin?

Really?

No… really?

Sigh… I just hope this doesn’t turn out poorly… for us all… not just “Joe Sixpack and Hockey Moms.”

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OK, back to something that cheers me up… because as much as I like to hear my politicians mispronounce “nuclear” (it’s not new-cue-lar), I like hearing post-rock, organic-electronic band Holy Fuck MUCH MORE… they play “Lovely Allen” and “Royal Gregory” on Canada’s CBC Radio Q hosted by Jian Ghomeshi.

The CBC Radio Q podcast is located HERE (the 10/3/08 show is one with Holy Fuck playing live — they’ve been interviewed on it before, but as far as I know, not playing live).

Bleh… sorry for my run-on, parenthetical sentence (as I like to do)… the podcast link is HERE (iTunes link) or HERE (CBC web mp3-link).

~Dan – np: TalkdemonicEyes at Half Mast

A Very Special Planned Parenthood Fund

20th Sep 08 (Sat) 6 comments

Planned Parenthood is a great organization.  They help women of all stripes who are in need of medical advice, birth control, et cetera.

I don’t know if you knew this, but you can make a Planned Parenthood donation in honor of someone else.  They get a little card saying that a donation was made in their name.  Hmmm… who deserves to get donations made in their name to Planned Parenthood?  What’s that you say?  Sarah Palin? The running mate of John McCain?  The Governor of Alaska who thinks that it’s OK to teach abstinence only sex education, who also happens to have a 17-year old pregnant daughter?  OK.  Yep, she deserves a donation in her name.

You can send as little as $5.  Even if only $5, everything helps… Planned Parenthood.  The part about making it in honor of Sarah Palin is just icing on the cake.  And, donations to Planned Parenthood are tax deductible.  Whereas donations to Sarah Palin are not.  And we all know that Sarah Palin would want us to give money to PP instead of her anyway, right?

The link to PP’s donation site: https://secure.ga0.org/02/pp10000_inhonor
To their main site as that link above looks suspect (but isn’t, I checked): http://www.plannedparenthood.org/

The address to make the donation in honor of:

Sarah Palin
c/o McCain for President/Sarah Palin
1235 S. Clark Street 1st Floor
Arlington, VA 22202

You know what to do…

~Dan – np: Glen Phillips & Works Progress Administration

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PS…

McCain / Palin ’08
the old guy & the fundie mom

(or)

Yeah, that’s a GREAT idea.

Jerry Seinfeld & Bill Gates

19th Sep 08 (Fri) 5 comments

Happy Talk Like a Pirate, Friday!  Here arrrrrr some funny guys…

Yeah, I don’t know how long these have been out.  Who knows, it may be old news.  Well, it was new news to me. :)

~Dan – np: Sigur RósInní mér syngur vitleysingur (single)

Palin(g) in Comparison

2nd Sep 08 (Tue) 14 comments

To the Hillary supporters who for some reason don’t like Barack Obama…

Don’t Vote for McCain simply because he chose a woman.  I know that may seem like an unlikely alternative, and I know that we’re all smarter than that…

But there are rumors and rumors of rumors that some Hillary-likers (now maybe undecideds) are switching over to the crotchety side simply due to his choice of a woman…

Sarah Palin is not an alternative to Hillary.  She’s actually quite the opposite.

  • She doesn’t believe in teaching sex education in schools.  She believes in abstinence only sex education.  Her 17year old daughter is pregnant.  Hmm… yeah, not teaching kids about condom use really works… 100% of the time that they don’t have sex.  Of course, it works zero percent of the time when they do have sex.
  • She wants creationism (i.e.- religion…) taught in public schools (…as science).  So… she believes the earth was formed around 4,000 B.C. – – which is roughly 4,000 years after the agricultural revolution occurred in Mesopotamia.  Oh, and it all started with two people, a snake who knew (presumably) excellent Hebrew, and an apple that a supernatural being didn’t want these two people to eat.  Yes, let’s give her the 2nd position in power.
  • She also believes that the founding fathers (of the U.S.) fully intended for “Under God” to be in the Pledge of Allegiance.  Um… the founding fathers were long dead in the 1950s.  They were (mostly) deists, not (mostly) Christians, and they had nothing to do with the “Under God” in the pledge or the “In God We Trust” on the currency.  That all happened in the 1950s as a reactionary move of congress during McCarthy’s anti-communism witch hunt.
  • She wants polar bears to cease to be listed as endangered.  They don’t need rights.  They’re just animals.
  • She wants to deny any benefits to homosexual couples.  They don’t need rights either.  They’re just animals.
  • She opposes abortion and stem cell research.  Um… hello… stem cell research doesn’t have to come from fetii.  They are separate issues, and stem cell research should not, not, not be linked to it… regardless of your views on abortion / reproductive rights.  Wake up!
  • Oy…  http://www.ontheissues.org/Sarah_Palin.htm

Sarah Palin is not the alternative.  Not.  The.  Alternative.  And, as the old man’s V.P., there’s a good chance that she could be P. after the oldie has a heart attack after being egged on the way to inauguration.  Not a good idea.

~Dan – np: a weird iPod playlist with Gnashing of Teeth‘s 2006 demos and Joss Whedon‘s Mr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog Soundtrack
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Mitch Hedberg – Do You Believe in Gosh?

1st Sep 08 (Mon) Leave a comment

I feel fortunate enough to have seen Mitch Hedberg several times in SW Ohio & N.Kentucky before his untimely death (and even have the original/indie/cartoon drawing cover Strategic Grill Locations CD).

While his death came young [age 37], it wasn’t all that surprising.  Drugs took their toll on his life, but it might be said that drugs gave him the courage to even get up on stage.  Regardless of the ills or benefits drugs had on Mitch, his comedy is missed.  He was called the surfer/stoner Steven Wright.  I think that short-changed his uniqueness.

Apparently, two months prior to his death he recorded material that would become his last album.  Do You Believe in Gosh? comes out September 9th:

His other CDs:

Oh, and remember… if you have dentures, don’t eat artificial sweeteners, because then you’ll get a fake cavity!

Lots of new stuff in this clip:

~Dan – np: SModcast #63

Guitar Praise

29th Aug 08 (Fri) 9 comments

Before I start, I am an atheist, but I’m not anti-Christian or anti-religious people.  I just believe in one less god than they do.  We should all coexist.  With that being said…

Why is this game needed?  Oh, so, as a Christian, you shouldn’t set yourself up to be a hero?  You also shouldn’t play an “evil rock” song on a fake guitar?  You should play sanctified “rock for the rock” on a fake guitar?

:sigh:

The troubling thing… looking at the setlist for the game, they don’t even have the “good” Christian rock on there (outside of potentially the Crucified and dc Talk tracks).  They need some Tourniquet, Believer, Deliverance, Klank, Stavesacre, or, hell… even Stryper or P.O.D..  And the Jars of Clay song is… well, not even one of their dozen popular ones.

~Dan – np: ElleryPromo EP

Physics 101: a picture story

25th Aug 08 (Mon) 9 comments

A picture story of utter failure. If you happen to have a car and three crane-mounted trucks… don’t try this at home.

Ah, gravity — a cruel 9.81m/s² mistress…

~Dan – np: BeckModern Guilt

Bill Maher on Larry King re: Religion

22nd Aug 08 (Fri) 2 comments

Bill Maher & Larry Charles’ religious comedy Religulous comes out October 3rd. It was supposed to come out in June (I mentioned way back in April during my review of Expelled).

Bill Maher was recently on Larry King

Part1 – Also available for download at the RDF (warning: 17.5M)

Part2 – Q&A: Rick Warren, environmentalism, stimulus checks, etc…

Part3 – more Q&A: more religion & politics, cockiness, marriage, etc…

Best interchange from the Religulous clips (in Part 1)…

It worries me that people are running my country who think, who believe, in a talking snake.” – Bill Maher
You don’t have to pass an I.Q. test to be in the Senate, though.” – Senator Mark Pryor [AR-D]

*SIGH*

Why can’t God just defeat the Devil and get rid of evil? Because then there’s no story… and no reason to pass the plate.” – Bill Maher

What we really need is a dense ecumenical bandana.

~Dan – np: Radiohead – In Rainbows

LOL Bush @ Olympics

15th Aug 08 (Fri) 4 comments

awwwwwwwwwwwww

4th Aug 08 (Mon) Leave a comment

Good ole British humour…

uh… awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… actually, it’s Australian (thanks, Steve… uh… awwwwwwwwwwww…).

I’ll post my SC3 review tonight or tomorrow AM… in short: great show.

~Dan – np: JudeCuba