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To George W Bush,
Comedians everywhere hope you stay in the public eye for years to come… the rest of us 78% who don’t approve of the job you’ve done hope you just go away.
Good riddance, #43. Don’t let the shoe hit you on the way out…
Here’s hoping #44 is better. Quite frankly, it’d be hard for anyone to be worse than you as far as public policy goes, Mr Bush.
Buh-bye!
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~Dan – np: Fiona Apple – When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You’ll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You Know That You’re Right
LOL Bush @ Olympics
vegeterrorists? kale is the new jihad
What is this world coming to? Huh?
What’s on the FBI’s big list of things to do this summer in preparation for the Republican National Convention? They’re going to go to vegan potlucks.
What they were looking for, Carroll says, was an informant—someone to show up at “vegan potlucks” throughout the Twin Cities and rub shoulders with RNC protestors, schmoozing his way into their inner circles, then reporting back to the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force, a partnership between multiple federal agencies and state and local law enforcement. The effort’s primary mission, according to the Minneapolis division’s website, is to “investigate terrorist acts carried out by groups or organizations which fall within the definition of terrorist groups as set forth in the current United States Attorney General Guidelines.” Read the story
Sigh. This is ridiculous.
But I guess it makes sense… I mean, George W Bush did choke on a pretzel… which is… gasp… vegan.
Maybe “Send Bush a Pretzel” should be the terrorists’ motto.
Sigh. 245 more days, and counting…
~Dan, your friendly neighborhood vegeterrorist?
Only Five Years to Admit Fault
sigh… today marks the fifth anniversary of one of many softheaded moves by Lil’ Bush… and the White House is JUST NOW admitting it was a mistake to hoist the banner (news story).
265 more days (1/20/2009) until we can say “mission accomplished, pack your bags”…
~Dan – np: Tegan & Sara – iTunes Live Session -EP-
clever use of pomo
Heard about this from Pharyngula (oddly enough, a science blog)…
UK artist Jonathan Yeo has created a telling post-modern piece…
http://www.jonathanyeo.com/gallery.asp?pid=143 (for detail)
On first glance, it just looks like a painting of GWB. If you click the detail links, it’s made up of clipping from pornographic magazines (mainly assholes).
Fitting…
~Dan – np: Béla Fleck & the Flecktones – Live at the Quick
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-Frank Zappa
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