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vegeterrorists? kale is the new jihad

21st May 08 (Wed) Leave a comment Go to comments

What is this world coming to? Huh?

What’s on the FBI’s big list of things to do this summer in preparation for the Republican National Convention? They’re going to go to vegan potlucks.

What they were looking for, Carroll says, was an informant—someone to show up at “vegan potlucks” throughout the Twin Cities and rub shoulders with RNC protestors, schmoozing his way into their inner circles, then reporting back to the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force, a partnership between multiple federal agencies and state and local law enforcement. The effort’s primary mission, according to the Minneapolis division’s website, is to “investigate terrorist acts carried out by groups or organizations which fall within the definition of terrorist groups as set forth in the current United States Attorney General Guidelines.” Read the story

Sigh. This is ridiculous.

But I guess it makes sense… I mean, George W Bush did choke on a pretzel… which is… gasp… vegan.

Send Bush a Pretzel

Maybe “Send Bush a Pretzel” should be the terrorists’ motto.

Sigh. 245 more days, and counting…

~Dan, your friendly neighborhood vegeterrorist?

  1. laura
    21st May 08 (Wed) at 5:43 pm

    That is some funny funny shit – This is what our taxpayer dollars pay for – Jeez – So what ever happened to freedom of speech or freedom of expression or for christ sake the freedom to not eat meat? –

  2. 21st May 08 (Wed) at 6:19 pm

    well, you know, the Bushies think that not eating meat directly leads to blowing up Hummer dealerships or something…

    where’s my hotdog gun?” ~lil’ bush (comedy central)

  3. 21st May 08 (Wed) at 9:36 pm

    I’d say this is decidely unfunny. These are the sorts of tactics that supposed Americans willingly voted into office not once but twice. These cocksucking know-nothings will have earned the sharp crack to the base of the skull when the long hard truncheon of the law finally comes breaking down their door, too. Motherfuckers.

    Through counter-intelligence it
    should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble-makers…
    And neutralize them, neutralize them, neutralize them

    Wake up!

  4. 22nd May 08 (Thu) at 8:02 am

    This is their “brilliant” way of counter-intelligizing… they don’t want “the smoking tofu bbq to be a mushroom cloud.”

    Hail Seitan!

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