Rejected Yankee Candles
I didn’t “start” the trending topic on Twitter, but here are my #RejectedYankeeCandles from days of yore…
Rejected Yankee Candles:
• Month-old Feta
• Garlic Hummus & Pita
• Spam Filter
• SoCal Swamp Cooler
• Bud Lite Platinum
• Tomb Essence
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 19, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Google
• Yahoo!
• Lulu.com
• eBay
• cuteoverload
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 19, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Uvula
• Fingernail
• Thumb joint
• Earlobe
• Frenulum linguae
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 20, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• The Code of Hammurabi
• Magna Carta
• The Diary of Anne Frank
• Gulliver's Travels
• Form 1040EZ
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 20, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Horse Hair
• Pleather Manpurse
• Thawed Frozen Yogurt
• Transmission Fluid
• External Hard Drive
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 22, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Used Ketchup
• Gameboy
• Salted Sock
• Carl's Jr. Booth
• Dvorák Keyboard
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 22, 2012
The one that broke into my Favstar Top page…
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Taco
• Halibut with Lime
• Rail of Coke
• Macy's credit card
• Carbon credits
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 25, 2012
More…
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• MS Outlook 2007
• Frito pie with biscuit crust
• Raincoat
• 1977 Toyota Corolla wagon
• Brick
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 25, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• @pattonoswalt
• @robdelaney
• @marcmaron
• Unsalted slow-churned butter
• @cool_pond
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 25, 2012
Rejected Memorial Day theme'd Yankee Candle Scents:
• Hot dog
• Deviled eggs
• Potato salad that's been sitting in the sun since 11am
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 28, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Bud Platinum
• Pico de Gallo
• Commercial real estate lease
• Mismatched socks
• Tori Amos B# piano string
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 06, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Prison-grade Salisbury steak
• 1200 thread count bed sheets
• Kirkland-brand 10W30 motor oil
• Matlock
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 06, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Nairobi hip scarf
• "walking the dog"
• Twinkie wrapper
• Burning Man yurt
• Wax incased in a glass holder
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 09, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Facebook
• Phish fans
• IT policies & procedures manual
• Tweens texting
• Visiting Sudanese delegate
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 09, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Butts
• Lots of butts
• Seriously, like, TONS of butts
• So many butts it's a crime
• Lavender-blueberry bu
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 12, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Vegan work boots
• TiVo playback
• Overpriced rum cocktail
• Hertz additional insurance
• Lobster corndog
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 15, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Rob Delaney hotel key card
• Dead Poets Society script rewrite
• Auntie Anne's employee W-2
• Ions (-)
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 15, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Beer convention
• 5 o'clock stubble
• Paper umbrella
• Used gum, fruit flavored
• New gum (packaging only)
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 23, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Pasta strainer
• Parking ticket
• StubHub log-in credentials
• Flat rate shipping
• Vanilla sturgeon
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 23, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Flaming Young
• Mind Grains
• Angles on Your Shoulder
• Drakkar Colon
• Big Duck
• Collage Gradjewit
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) July 12, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Manual RTs
• Favstar notifications
• Hashtag games
• Turn off RTs button
• Poor productivity at work
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) July 17, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Popular movie reboot
• Popular movie turned into tv
• Popular tv turned into movie
• Popular board game tur
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) August 01, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Stress ball with company logo
• 3" x 5" card, college ruled
• Oscillating fan
• Fax confirmation printout
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) August 08, 2012
Approved JURASSIC PARK Yankee Candle Scents:
• Sam Neill (boots, leather, eggs)
• Jeff Goldblum (salt, calculator)
• Laura Dern (scrunchi
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) August 22, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• SMDH
• Roasted Watermelon on Oak Chips
• DGAF
• Modern Family/Burger King 4-piece juice tumbler set
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) September 01, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• French press, but Starbucks
• used Lilith Fair press pass
• frothy @ reply
• A Rob Delaney Fav (but not RT)
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 09, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Fall sitcom replacement, NBC
• script for Shrek sequel
• man-on-the-street interviewer
• empty chafing dish
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 09, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Donald Trump's private bathroom key
• quince & foot bridge
• bronzer, aged in pinot barrel
• hurricane gust
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 09, 2012
And some Arrested Development-themed ones…
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Go get a Gob!
• Banana stand money
• Loose seal
• The C-word
• Caw-Ca-Caw-Ca-Caw
• Pop-pop
• Kissin' cousin
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 29, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• ILLUSION candle
• NO TOUCHING!
• Never nude
• Oh my god, it's a fire… sale
• Buy curious
• Blew yourself
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 29, 2012
Rejected Yankee Candle Scents:
• Hop ons
• Making a horrible mistake
• Marinating a chicken
• Saddam's floor plan
• Vertigo
• Hot Cops
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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 29, 2012
And more…
Enjoy!
~Dan (@earfdae)