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I didn’t “start” the trending topic on Twitter, but here are my #RejectedYankeeCandles from days of yore…

Rejected Yankee Candles: • Month-old Feta • Garlic Hummus & Pita • Spam Filter • SoCal Swamp Cooler • Bud Lite Platinum • Tomb Essence

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 19, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Google • Yahoo! • Lulu.com • eBay • cuteoverload

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 19, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Uvula • Fingernail • Thumb joint • Earlobe • Frenulum linguae

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 20, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • The Code of Hammurabi • Magna Carta • The Diary of Anne Frank • Gulliver's Travels • Form 1040EZ

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 20, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Horse Hair • Pleather Manpurse • Thawed Frozen Yogurt • Transmission Fluid • External Hard Drive

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 22, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Used Ketchup • Gameboy • Salted Sock • Carl's Jr. Booth • Dvorák Keyboard

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 22, 2012

The one that broke into my Favstar Top page…

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Taco • Halibut with Lime • Rail of Coke • Macy's credit card • Carbon credits

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 25, 2012

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Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • MS Outlook 2007 • Frito pie with biscuit crust • Raincoat • 1977 Toyota Corolla wagon • Brick

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 25, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • @pattonoswalt • @robdelaney • @marcmaron • Unsalted slow-churned butter • @cool_pond

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 25, 2012

Rejected Memorial Day theme'd Yankee Candle Scents: • Hot dog • Deviled eggs • Potato salad that's been sitting in the sun since 11am

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) May 28, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Bud Platinum • Pico de Gallo • Commercial real estate lease • Mismatched socks • Tori Amos B# piano string

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 06, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Prison-grade Salisbury steak • 1200 thread count bed sheets • Kirkland-brand 10W30 motor oil • Matlock

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 06, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Nairobi hip scarf • "walking the dog" • Twinkie wrapper • Burning Man yurt • Wax incased in a glass holder

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 09, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Facebook • Phish fans • IT policies & procedures manual • Tweens texting • Visiting Sudanese delegate

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 09, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Butts • Lots of butts • Seriously, like, TONS of butts • So many butts it's a crime • Lavender-blueberry bu

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 12, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Vegan work boots • TiVo playback • Overpriced rum cocktail • Hertz additional insurance • Lobster corndog

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 15, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Rob Delaney hotel key card • Dead Poets Society script rewrite • Auntie Anne's employee W-2 • Ions (-)

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 15, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Beer convention • 5 o'clock stubble • Paper umbrella • Used gum, fruit flavored • New gum (packaging only)

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 23, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Pasta strainer • Parking ticket • StubHub log-in credentials • Flat rate shipping • Vanilla sturgeon

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) June 23, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Flaming Young • Mind Grains • Angles on Your Shoulder • Drakkar Colon • Big Duck • Collage Gradjewit

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) July 12, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Manual RTs • Favstar notifications • Hashtag games • Turn off RTs button • Poor productivity at work

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) July 17, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Popular movie reboot • Popular movie turned into tv • Popular tv turned into movie • Popular board game tur

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) August 01, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Stress ball with company logo • 3" x 5" card, college ruled • Oscillating fan • Fax confirmation printout

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) August 08, 2012

Approved JURASSIC PARK Yankee Candle Scents: • Sam Neill (boots, leather, eggs) • Jeff Goldblum (salt, calculator) • Laura Dern (scrunchi

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) August 22, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • SMDH • Roasted Watermelon on Oak Chips • DGAF • Modern Family/Burger King 4-piece juice tumbler set

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) September 01, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • French press, but Starbucks • used Lilith Fair press pass • frothy @ reply • A Rob Delaney Fav (but not RT)

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 09, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Fall sitcom replacement, NBC • script for Shrek sequel • man-on-the-street interviewer • empty chafing dish

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 09, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Donald Trump's private bathroom key • quince & foot bridge • bronzer, aged in pinot barrel • hurricane gust

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 09, 2012

And some Arrested Development-themed ones…

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Go get a Gob! • Banana stand money • Loose seal • The C-word • Caw-Ca-Caw-Ca-Caw • Pop-pop • Kissin' cousin

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 29, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • ILLUSION candle • NO TOUCHING! • Never nude • Oh my god, it's a fire… sale • Buy curious • Blew yourself

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 29, 2012

Rejected Yankee Candle Scents: • Hop ons • Making a horrible mistake • Marinating a chicken • Saddam's floor plan • Vertigo • Hot Cops

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єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) November 29, 2012

And more…

Enjoy!

~Dan (@earfdae)